by Teenage Detective | Aug 5, 2011 | Nancy Drew Research Institute
Okay. Things have been monkey strange here for the last few weeks. We had an important fiscal deadline here at the Nancy Drew Research Institute (NDRI), namely the turning over of the books to a professional external auditing company. It turns out that the man who was...
by Teenage Detective | Jul 15, 2011 | Nancy Drew Research Institute
Ladies! Ladies! Ladies! What need of you a smoky eye? A raccoon eye? Retinyl palmitates? A come hither stare or even a body made skeletal? All you need is Mystery Eye. It costs nothing, it leaves no chemical trace that will later morph into some unspeakable cancer of...
by Teenage Detective | Jul 4, 2011 | Nancy Drew Research Institute
There have been no messages of love, support, or personal shame posted on the Nancy Drew Research Institute’s much beleaguered plywood window proxies. That privilege has been reserved for the deserving corporate entities down the street whose “business as...
by Teenage Detective | Jun 20, 2011 | Nancy Drew Research Institute
Sweet Jesus…has forgotten to come again and here we were in the trenches battling the overdrunk fans of the men who chase and swat at small black things while wearing skates. Unbeknownst to any of you, the NDRI head offices were located at the epicentre of the...
by Teenage Detective | Jun 3, 2011 | Nancy Drew Research Institute
We read. We learn. 1940s Nancy is far spunkier, ruder, bitchier, more entitled, more unlawful, more prone to serious injury and surviving major death encounters (plane crash, thrown overboard into the mid Atlantic at night, attacked by a jaguar, etc..) She is not...
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