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Ladies! Ladies! Ladies! What need of you a smoky eye? A raccoon eye? Retinyl palmitates? A come hither stare or even a body made skeletal? All you need is Mystery Eye. It costs nothing, it leaves no chemical trace that will later morph into some unspeakable cancer of the face, and it works to draw people to you like flies to stink. How do you get Mystery Eye? Simple. You open your eyes to the sky-falling-clues and you try to solve a mystery. When you are on the verge of solving said mystery your eyes will “sparkle with suppressed excitement”, your skin will “glow warmly”, the ethereal quality of your far away gaze will translate into exquisite beauty. Done. Mystery Eye. It worked for Nancy. It will work for you.