by Teenage Detective | Dec 20, 2011 | Nancy Drew Research Institute
The Nancy Drew Research Institute (NDRI), bereft of a responsible Board of Directors, jacked of its pension funds by unscrupulous researchers, clinging to its very existence by the ragged nails of fate, would nonetheless like to take this time out to bestow its First...
by Teenage Detective | Nov 28, 2011 | Nancy Drew Research Institute
Okay mystery fans. We are spent here at the Institute. Our NDRI mascot, a lovely little albino gerbil, has been violently ill for the last 24 hours and we are all sixes and sevens as to whether to take her to the vet or just let this mysterious illness work its way...
by Teenage Detective | Nov 7, 2011 | Nancy Drew Research Institute
We want to say that nobody should visit mysterious ghost strewn caves wearing heels, pleated skirts, and clutching a purse. We want to say that. We also want to say that this is the first time that Nancy has ever taken a reward for a job well done – a Paul...
by Teenage Detective | Oct 6, 2011 | Nancy Drew Research Institute
Wow! A favourite read here amongst the intrepid interpreters of The Word. Nancy kicks over venomous asps, packs of domesticated wolf-kin, a near drowning, concussions up the yin yang, and imprisonment to bring us TRUTH, BEAUTY and a pack of HAPPY, CRIPPLED CHILDREN....
by Teenage Detective | Sep 29, 2011 | Nancy Drew Research Institute
Well, gangsters. We want to apologize for the paucity of NDRI research over the last month or so. What excuse have we this time? Whores? Hockey whores? Financial debauchery? Well actually none of these and all of these. You see, we inadvertently discovered a worm hole...
by Teenage Detective | Aug 5, 2011 | Nancy Drew Research Institute
Okay. Things have been monkey strange here for the last few weeks. We had an important fiscal deadline here at the Nancy Drew Research Institute (NDRI), namely the turning over of the books to a professional external auditing company. It turns out that the man who was...
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