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We want to say that nobody should visit mysterious ghost strewn caves wearing heels, pleated skirts, and clutching a purse. We want to say that. We also want to say that this is the first time that Nancy has ever taken a reward for a job well done – a Paul Revere bell at that. To be clear, a bell made by Paul Revere. A bell that has been written about in historical books, a bell that was well known to be “missing”. For us here at the Institute this is on par with the destruction of the Bamiyan Buddhas. Jesus, Nancy. What were you thinking? Might we suggest that someone with some sort of authority check out the Drew lootbag to recover this historical treasure worth about one million dollars in 2011 currency. She just took it.