Well, gangsters. We want to apologize for the paucity of NDRI research over the last month or so. What excuse have we this time? Whores? Hockey whores? Financial debauchery? Well actually none of these and all of these. You see, we inadvertently discovered a worm hole portal in the Salvation Army Thrift Store’s Bargain Basement Bathroom. We fuck you not. What happened we cannot actually say for reasons of insurance (those lizards again) and because it’s actually almost completely unexplainable. What we can say is that there are lots of pretty colours in heaven and it’s got snacks.