by Teenage Detective | Feb 16, 2012 | Nancy Drew Research Institute
Jumping Jesus on a stick! We are both ashamed and ennobled by our tardy reporting of FACTS and FIGURES about yon young whippersnapper N.D. She has beguiled us into believing that our work is of the UTMOST import and therefore people will wait in a trembling way for...
by Teenage Detective | Dec 20, 2011 | Nancy Drew Research Institute
The Nancy Drew Research Institute (NDRI), bereft of a responsible Board of Directors, jacked of its pension funds by unscrupulous researchers, clinging to its very existence by the ragged nails of fate, would nonetheless like to take this time out to bestow its First...
by Teenage Detective | Apr 17, 2011 | Nancy Drew Research Institute
At the end of each work week we here at the Nancy Drew Research Institute (NDRI) gather to compare notes about the current mystery on tap. Together we discovered what we indeed had noticed separately – that there were no clothing changes given ink in The Mystery...
by Teenage Detective | Jan 14, 2011 | Nancy Drew Research Institute
We love counting things. We love the attendant numbers of counted things. We love knowing that such and such receptacle contains a known, finite quantity of things. Contained. Counted. Known. Uncontained. Uncounted. Unknown. A delirious excitement and nausea oft...
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