by Teenage Detective | Jun 3, 2011 | Nancy Drew Research Institute
We read. We learn. 1940s Nancy is far spunkier, ruder, bitchier, more entitled, more unlawful, more prone to serious injury and surviving major death encounters (plane crash, thrown overboard into the mid Atlantic at night, attacked by a jaguar, etc..) She is not...
by Teenage Detective | May 26, 2011 | Nancy Drew Research Institute
Things went awry here at the Nancy Drew Research Institute. Very awry. The Board of Directors. An emergency meeting. The Impending Rapture. Whores. Drugs. Booze. (Why always these three?) Dismissal of Board. Staff left in the lurch, cobbling together our very reason...
by Teenage Detective | May 15, 2011 | Nancy Drew Research Institute
Jesus. The Nancy Drew Research Institute has been a hub of whirlwinds. We have just found out that the rapture is coming on May 21st and we are horrified! According to our whip-paced schedule we will be in the actual process of inputting the statistics from The...
by Teenage Detective | May 8, 2011 | Nancy Drew Research Institute
So the book deal came. No joking. The work of the Nancy Drew Research Institute (NDRI) will be anthologized in a textbook bound for university and college students of literature here in Happy Valley, Canada, USA. The contract has been signed, the deal is done. We will...
by Teenage Detective | May 3, 2011 | Nancy Drew Research Institute
As mentioned a few weeks ago, we here at the NDRI (Nancy Drew Research Institute) have lost over half of our staff during “The Mystery of the Very Bad Lottery Numbers”. As a result we are pretty tapped out here and are scrambling to post our findings in a...
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